Friday, October 31, 2008
pick your role model. i already got mine.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 5:04 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
sometimes, sit back and wish i was a kid again...
Be safe tonight and remember... just because every woman you see tonight will be dressed like a whore, doesn't necessarily mean they are whores.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 4:28 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
"... Translate espanol -> No way, Jose."
Jigga lyrics over Coldplay tracks... How could you go wrong?
That's an ill ass cover, too.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 9:26 AM 0 the walls CAN talk
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
put bluntly.
+
Drake
=
the future of Intersope Records
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:58 PM 149 the walls CAN talk
TU.
Can't wait to hear what he's saying.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 10:31 AM 1 the walls CAN talk
richard simmons is spazzin on tv right now...
Wale - Warwick Ave
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:58 AM 5 the walls CAN talk
Monday, October 27, 2008
isn't it ironic...
Taken from mtv.co.uk
R&B star arrested on gun charges...
Reports claim that R&B singer Lyfe Jennings, real name Chester Jennings was arrested on Sunday (19 October 08) and charged with gun offences in Smyrna, Georgia.
30-year-old Jennings was said to be looking for Joy Pound - the mother of his children, according to an arrest warrant the singer had kicked in the door of a house and fired a gun in the street.
Police had been in high speed pursuit of his red Corvette after getting reports of gunfire, when they finally did stop his vehicle Jennings refused a sobriety test.
The warrant is alleged to say the star had “had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” coming from his breath.
Reports claim that to get himself released he posted a $50,000 bond on Monday night, after being charged with gun offences, trespassing, eluding police and driving under the influence.
Jennings is no stranger to being on the wrong side of the law, having served ten years in prison for a felony charge when he was a teenager.
Okay... now having read that, doesn't it make seconds 0:17 - 0:22 of this video that much funnier?!
Its hilarious!!!
(look at Lyfe's face... its like he knew)
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:31 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
Friday, October 24, 2008
big things...
click HERE for Animal House Blog or click image for The Big Deal Project
Posted by Cousin Chris at 3:25 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
hit 'em up.
Get some... idiot.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 2:42 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
recap... a little delayed.
VJ ridin shotgun.
Stopped in Wawa to grab some munchies.
KTH x 9th Wonder
Wale x 9th Wonder
(I love this picture. Shout out to my photography mentor Adrian @ RealMangoJuice for telling me when to take the pic. lol)
Dan Weisman x Bun B
Cadillac painted Redskins colors with a spear for the pinstripe, "REDSKINS" painted in 3D on both sides, players names embroidered on the seats, and the Sean Taylor 21 in the grill in burgany and gold.
Young Gunz x KTH x Commonwealth
Me and Dizzy fried in beer pong.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 2:37 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
Thursday, October 23, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. FRANCES!!!
I really don't even know what to say about you, love.
I laugh when I think about the first time we met...
And how crazy you are.
Hope you have a good birthday, babes.
I'll see you later.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 9:59 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
see... that's why i love XXL.
Warms my heart.
lol.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:27 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
Friday, October 17, 2008
extra boost.
Them s**ts woke me right up.
Try it yourself.
Its back to work for me, though.
Til next time...
Matchbox 20 - Real World
Kooks - Naive
Posted by Cousin Chris at 3:35 AM 1 the walls CAN talk
Thursday, October 16, 2008
tell em why you mad son...
K.O. goes off on McCain!
... and rightfully so.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 8:29 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
Broad Street bullies.
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies for winning Game 5 against the Dodgers, putting them in the World Series for the first time since 1995. I was parked outside of a friends apartment builing when we started hearing loud, obnoxious screams. Temple is located right in the middle of North Philly so we dismissed it at first but then we started hearing this ongoing roar. So I circled around the block trying to find where it was coming from and in front of this off campus apartment buliding located right on "The Edge" of campus, is a sea of people in the street yelling at the top of their lungs and bouncing up and down. As soon as I turned the corner and saw them I parked in the most illegal spot ever and scrambled frantically to find my camera.
Once I found it, I walked over and started snapping pics and even recorded a couple videos. In a city that is known across the country for having "the worst fans", it was nice to see everyone so f**king happy. I'm not even a Phillies fan but I think that if you're having a terrible day, a certain number of happy people will make you happy either way. It was kinda cool.
Now I gotta deal with this s**t all day tomorrow. This should be interesting.
I've never heard people catch on to "made up on the spot" chants so quickly in my life.
Among the sea of white... and red, I found Jammy. Funny enough, she was doing the same thing I was doing.
Okay wait! So me and Jammy were talking about how wild what we were seeing was and then the unthinkable happened...
Someone in the crowd yells out "BROAD STREET!!! " and everyone starts running. Still screaming and chanting... only running. Like the opening scene from Lion King. I honestly did not see it coming.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 2:11 AM 1 the walls CAN talk
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
late again.
The rapper pictured above goes by the name of Blu and I know you've heard me say this about so many other new artists but... this dude is nice. I downloaded a bunch of his s**t the other day and he's definitely making his way to the "Most Played" playlist. I generally don't like Cali rappers but I really like son's style. I'm almost positive you'll like it, too.
Here's is the quick freestyle that he spit for XXL that sparked my interest. Its imperative that you listen to the whole thing. Its only about a minute long so don't trip.
While you're here, listen to this song from his latest mixtape "Johnson & Johnson". This song is by far my favorite on there. This weekend is Howard Homecoming and if I celebrate the way I did last year then I'll be starting a lot of "forest fires" in a couple of days. And I mean A LOT! I see myself playing this song while a couple of those trees are burning.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 8:14 AM 0 the walls CAN talk
Monday, October 13, 2008
i can't believe it worked!
When we got back to the hotel room it was no secret what was about to go down. I told her that I needed to hit the bathroom real quick and that I'd be right back. While inside the bathroom, I took a quick dump cuz I had been drinking dark liquor and for some reason it just runs right through me. After that, I grabbed a jimmy hat and made the power move of a lifetime. With a safety pin, I poked a tiny hole right in the middle of it. This is not at all in my character, but this entire story is a lie so why not.
When I came out of the bathroom she was climbing on top of the bed wearing nothing but socks. I hate having sex with socks on or with someone who has socks on (that's actually true, look it up) so I made her take them off. After that though, we made sweet sweet love for like 20 minutes. I usually go for hours but I'm no good when I'm drunk (also true). The last thought I had before we both passed out was that by some chance, poking that tiny hole worked.
Well ladies and gentleman, it did!
M.I.A's pregnant.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 6:42 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
ain't no such thing as half-way crooks.
Ice your ankles, Kobe... smh.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 4:43 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
no more drama.
I thought it was kinda f**ked up when I first saw it but then I took a minute to realize the benefits and why they did it. I'm a huge Little Brother fan and I have everything that they've ever done (that I could find) on my iPod. Back in '06 they came out with their Separate But Equal mixtape which was hosted by DJ Drama which means there was a lot of unnecessary s**t talking and whatnot at the beginning and end of every track. The mixtape was hot, though. This was when 9th Wonder's influence and involvement with the group began to fade until his eventual departure.
Big Pooh and Phonte decided to re-release Separate But Equal minus DJ Drama's crazy antics and added the more tracks. If you're not a fan of LB yet then go do your reseach and form your own opinion. The new mixtape is gonna be tough though. It'll be available on Nov. 4th and I advise you all to get it however you can and add it to the library.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:58 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
everyone's future wife.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:09 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
bring yo'self!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
6:00pm - 9:00pm
Arbol Cafe
209 Poplar St.Philadelphia, PA
On Thursday October 9, 2008 from 6-9pm celebrate Latino Heritage Month with Centro Nueva Creacion and Arbol Cafe through powerful photos of hope, peace, and perserverance created by children enrolled in The Goodlands Community Arts Program.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 12:16 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
okay...
Yeah, he is.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 1:43 PM 1 the walls CAN talk
two things.
1: Doesn't Sarah Palin sound like the mom from Bobby's World?
2: This is three minutes well spent. Trust me...
Posted by Cousin Chris at 12:08 PM 2 the walls CAN talk
i mean... yeah, but why?
All I want to know is why it needs and infrared beam, night vision, and the ability to load twelve rounds of rubberbands. And did I mention that its made of stainless steal? Yeah, they took this one a little far. I feel like if you got pulled over and the cops found this under your seat you'd be in some serious s**t.
I went to private school my entire life, and when I was in elementary school, I would go to my friend's house at the end of the day and wait for my mom to pick me up. I remember the day I went over to his house and his dad had bought two rubberband guns for us to shoot the s**t out of each other with. We were geeked and played with them everyday for like a month straight, then we were kinda over it. You know how it is when you're little. Anyway, this is exactly what the rubberband guns he got us looked like. lol. Weak, right? Not even. We were the only youngins in his neighborhood riding our bikes strapped. Our imaginations were realistic to us. Life was so good back then...
Posted by Cousin Chris at 11:32 AM 0 the walls CAN talk
jealousy.
I have the utmost respect for journalists. I think their talent/gift is the dopest s**t ever. "Why just think outside of the box when you can stand on top of that b**ch and share your thoughts with the world?" This runs through my mind every once in while when I'm writing a new blog post. I'm sure I'm not clever enough to make that up but I honestly don't remember what made me first think of it. Anyway, I love writers. Dated a couple. Not at the same time. I don't think. But communication and expression of thoughts is what I'm all about so I gravitate towards people who feel the same way. Does that make sense?
Music means the world to me so a journalist who writes about it is basically the s**t... assuming that they do it well. If you're a fellow music lover and you've never visited herfection.com then prepare yourself for a new addiction. Miss Lady's blog is amazing. I visit it multiple times throughout the day along with Roadto-Zion and DCtoBC.
Heather, the Queen Bee at herfection, recently did an interview with Kid Cudi. I'm a huge fan so you already know I'm boosted. The interview's short but its still vicious.
Read it HERE!
Posted by Cousin Chris at 10:30 AM 0 the walls CAN talk
Monday, October 6, 2008
damnit, Juice.
Well n**ga... looks like 13 years later they finally got your dumb a**. I don't even know what to say about this one. Maybe you're just slow. You're looking at spending the rest of your life in prison, my man.... again. And how the hell did you manage to be found guilty on all twelve charges anyway. Your lawyer must hate your f'ing guts. You might win some, but you REALLY lost one this time. Dueces!
Click here to see the timeline of all the major events in OJ's history with the law. Pretty interseting stuff.
Tough break, homie...
Posted by Cousin Chris at 11:40 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
ill concept.
Posted by Cousin Chris at 11:32 PM 0 the walls CAN talk
Thursday, October 2, 2008
bugshots.
What you see above is a picture of a VW Bug. This is the car that Aden has and it is by far the least heterosexual vehicle I've ever driven. Not only is there a sunflower on the dashboard, but no matter how many wine black and milds you smoke in it, it smells like crayons. Its wierd. On Tuesday, me and some friends decided we wanted to go to a friends house and chill. Only problem is, there was 8 of us and the only vehicle we had was this yellow piece of
So below I have mugshots of all 8 who were there to be apart of history.
I'm sure I'm sicing it but that s**t was hilarious to me.
yours truly.
the driver
shotgun!
(Don had his legs out of the window)
Dizzy, Jess, Princess Brittney, V, & Kyle.
backseat
Posted by Cousin Chris at 2:50 PM 4 the walls CAN talk