Hello. My name is Michael Phelps. I'm 23 years old, a Cancer, and I'm from Baltimore Maryland. I enjoy eating, f**king, and listening to Lil' Wayne. Not necessarily in that order and sometimes all at once just because I can. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that I've won 14 Olympic gold medals, the most held by any olympian, the first six I won when I was 19, and I hold 7 world records in swimming.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that based on what I've accomplished so far, if I choose to smoke some weed, you need to leave me the F alone or get nunchucked by one of my many Olympic medals.
Peace, b**ch.

PS - Kellogg's can lick the chlorine off my balls. Word son.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that based on what I've accomplished so far, if I choose to smoke some weed, you need to leave me the F alone or get nunchucked by one of my many Olympic medals.
Peace, b**ch.

PS - Kellogg's can lick the chlorine off my balls. Word son.
2 the walls CAN talk:
Can they let that dude live?
lmao. nunchucked by one of my many medals.
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