i'm waaaaaayyy late.

Santogold - Lights Out

sunday afternoon.

no comment.

I don't have that many celebrity crushes. There are a couple that really do it for me but besides that select few, celebrities aren't really my thing. Except for celebrity nip-slips. For some reason those crack me up. One celeb that I've had the meanest crush on since my first pube is Eva Mendes. She's absolutely gorgeous to me. And now she's naked. Thank you.


I don't think she realizes that she really doesn't need an excuse for being naked. I can't really imagine anyone asking "Why are you naked, Ms. Mendes?" I just can't.

set your tivo.

I'll definitely be watching this tonight. I hope it lives up to my expectations and I'm pretty sure it will.

Lebron James on 60 Minutes tonight at 7 on CBS

asher roth update.

I'm actually late on both of these but below is the album cover for Asher Roth's 'Asleep In The Bread Aisle' and his hilarious video for 'Lark On My Go-Kart'.
Enjoy.

mike tv.

I feel like recently I've been watching a lot more TV than I have in a really long time. Don't know if that's a bad thing or not, but I'm pretty sure it is. In my defense however, I've been watching mostly Law and Order and Cash Cab and no BET. If you didn't already know, I can't stand BET. It's the worst stations ever and hopefully it'll be shut down someday soon. Call it 'wishful thinking'.
Anyway, since I've raised my television intake, I have to watch tons of commercials. More than I'd care to. Every so often I'll catch a one that literally makes me laugh out loud.
Below are the three that I could actually remember.

Of these new Cheetos commercials, I believe the first that I remember seeing was the one where the chick puts the Cheetos in dryer at the laundromat. That was okay I guess but I didn't go off talking about it afterward. This commercial is f**king hilarious to me. Okay, maybe not the whole thing, but the way the white lady says "Hola Banessa" kills me.


So Hippie doesn't like the E*Trade commercials with the baby but personally, I think they're kinda cool. I saw this one for the first time last night while I was watching the Duke v. Villanova and I laughed so hard I choked on my food. The dialogue between the two babies is hilarious and the black baby's faces are priceless, epecially at :24.


Again, its the facial expressions that make this commercial so funny to me. The difference is, this n**ga doesn't have a face. How he does it, I'm really not sure.

hello butt.

new complex covers.

i want a good girl, she want a gentleman...

I'm no love guru but its about time for that Philly "jawn" Amber Rose alone and start putting in some serious work on Keri Hilson. I didn't realize how attractive she is. That's a good catch.

Keri Hilson ft. Kanye West & Ne-yo

*Ne-yo scared the s**t outta me when I watched this video for the first time. I wasn't paying attention when the video started so I didn't see his name, and when his ugly ass popped up on the screen, I damn near had a heart attack. Ahhhhh, good times.

trrruuuueee.

I dont plan on putting too much effort into this post so I'm gonna make it short and be extremely blunt...

I'm a titty man. I believe that every guy has a body part or physical feature on a woman that they are particularly fond of. More fond of than anything else... physically, that it. I happen to know my Dad is a leg man; my god-father likes a super model-esque face. Cool. Whatever floats your boat. This post is about ass, though. I don't know anyone that doesn't like a nice, big ass. I'm sorry. This sounds terrible but it's just how I feel.

A little birdie told me that Jessica Biel, the cute jont from 7th Heaven, has a great ass. That little birdie was NOT lying. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. lol.

Click here to see more great pics of a great work of art.

eye boogers and morning breath.

I love concept mixtapes. It doesn't matter if its new material from one artist, like Wale's Mixtape About Nothing, or a mixtape put together with multiple artists whose songs have relating themes. Either way, I enjoy it. Your Favorite White Boy, Nappy Afro, and Kevin Nottingham (yeah, I dont know who they are either) have made "The Good Morning Mixtape" which is basically just a compilation of songs that are good to hear as you're getting your day started.

Good idea.


Besides the creativity of the front and back covers, the promo video that they made is really what sold me.

untitled.

I couldn't think of a title for this post because I'm supposed to be mad at you right now...
but that usually doesn't work too well.
So here... jerk. lol.

Musiq - Sobeautiful

mm hh.

I'm not even gonna lie to you. I tried to watch this last night after eating at least 15 wings and downing 5 beers and the commercials put me right to sleep. i'm sure the half that I didn't see was good though... I hope.

Download: Kanye West - The VH1 Story Tellers Live (Mixtape)

such a dickhead...

The Best Player in the League, huh.
Before you watch this, watch Dwight Howard's half court shot 4 posts dowm.
Ok, now you're ready. Please excuse his arrogance.

i need a new phone bad.

I'm not even playing. My phone sucks. This jont is so terrible right now. I mean, its always been some s**t but damn this thing sucks. I can't even do the essentials on this busted piece of white trash (the phone is white, and its trash). Oh well, no use crying about it.

This song popped into my head about two weeks ago and I meant to post it but forgot. I remember three summers ago my mom went out of town on a business trip and I went to pick her up from the airport. After we talked about her trip I turned the radio up and this was on a mix CD I made and had been playing the whole time. She made me turn it off after the first 15 seconds or so.
Plus, I like Method Man. You love D'angelo.
Why not?

"MM HH"

on repeat.

Last week my boy Justin told me to play this song at a small gathering we were at.
I've been playing it non stop ever since.
Its my "every mood" music so I always feel like hearing it.
Don't run off thinking this is new, by the way. I think it's from '07. I'm just really late.

MGMT - Electric Feel


I love the song and the whole vibe but these guys are f**kin weird. I don't know what their trippin on but I guess that's okay if it works for them.

this is dedicated...

...to you.
No, not you. But YOU.